Gotta Expose Em' All

I was clicking onto STR.com today. I quit responding to the nutty counterfeit site a long time ago, but this article must be the dumbest and childish one they have: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx I was laughing so hard I had to release my own "Pokemon"...MonSTRmon! I've caught a few already. Here is my first ones: Shellachu (Shelley Goodman) #001 :....Type-Lier/Extreme....Attacks-Religious Slam; Facism; Drinker; Smoker; Rage; REpub; Reganomics;....Level:-1 Tristasaur (Tristan Shuddery) #002 :.... Type-Extreme....Attacks-Religious Slam; NonThinker; REpub; Facism;....Level:0 Sampuff (Sam Johnson) #003:....Type-Religionut....Attacks-Religious Slam; Halucination; Childabuse; Anti-Christ; REpub;....Level:-2 Minkey (Mike Goodman, Devolves from Shellachu) #004:....Type-Lier/Drunk....Attacks-Terrorism Support; Drinker; Smoker; Hill Bill; REpub; NonThinker;....Level-10 You never know, I might catch more. LOLOLOLOLOL. Next Time: The O'Reily Factor!